All I Really Need to Know I Learned From Noah’s Ark
Author Unknown
—Don’t miss the boat.
—Don’t forget that we’re all in the same boat.
—Plan ahead. It wasn’t raining when Noah built the ark.
—Stay fit. When you’re 600 (or 60) years old, someone might ask you to do something
REALLY big.
—Don’t listen to critics; just get on with what has to be done.
—Build your future on high ground.
—For safety’s sake, travel in pairs.
—Two heads are better than one.
—Speed isn’t always an advantage: after all, the snails were on the ark with the
cheetahs.
—When you’re stressed out, float a while.
—Remember that the ark was built by amateurs; the Titanic was built by professionals.
—Remember that the woodpeckers inside are a larger threat than the storm outside.
—No matter the storm, when GOD is with you there’s a rainbow waiting.
